As millennials navigate the choppy waters of adulting, the demands of work, relationships, and trying to stay relevant can be overwhelming. But fear not, because we’ve concocted a lineup of completely made-up essential oils to help you breeze through the trials and tribulations of ageing like a fine, avocado-infused wine. Here are five blends that’ll make you laugh, cry, and maybe even forget that you have to wake up for that 9 a.m. Zoom call.

1. FOMO-vanilla

Perfect for when you’re trying to stay relevant but would rather stay home with Netflix. A few drops in your diffuser, and you’ll feel like you were at every social event—without ever leaving your couch.

2. Avocado-Zen

Soothe your existential dread with the calming scent of avocado toast. It’s like Sunday brunch, but without the overpriced mimosas and existential crises about your career choices.

3. Crypto-Mint

For when your investments are down and your stress is up. This refreshing minty blend reminds you that life’s a rollercoaster—sometimes you’re up, sometimes you’re down, but at least your breath is always fresh.

4. Sleepy-Time Soy Latte

Because your caffeine addiction has finally caught up with you. A whiff of this, and you’ll dream of the days when you could pull an all-nighter without needing a three-day recovery period.

5. Never Ending BIlls Citrus

A zesty aroma that helps you face the never-ending repayment cycle with a smile. It won’t reduce your debt, but it’ll make you feel better about spending ₱300 on coffee.